Generally, on the first day - or any day - of a session of the legislative assembly in Nova Scotia, PH1819 attends; sits in the gallery; and reports back to you, the votah. Today, we'll change things around a bit in honour of the New Democratic Party's first time evah answering questions on the government side of the House. They fill it well, even with Charlie Parker sitting in the Speaker's chair. Meanwhile, "across the way" as Judy Streatch used to say, the official opposition and the deposed government of... well, Karen Casey has a lot of visible carpet.
For this change, then, PH1819 is simply grading NDP members on a pass/fail basis. Okay, it's not that simple. They'll be graded; and grades will be briefly explained. However, the multitude of members who didn't (or couldn't) make their presence known will go un-graded.
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Premier Darrell Dexter: D
D is for Dexter, yes. D is also for disastrous, doubtfully capable, and dilapidated speech. The Premier's a semi-cool guy with a great job and a sterling reputation as a relative moderate. When answering questions for the first time, the Premier looked and acted like a 5th-grader who had been home-schooled the first five grades. In truth, Darrell Dexter has spent lots of time in the House and should have been limited to mistakes like calling the Speaker Mr. Premier. Instead, he hummed and hawed and shuffled his papers and giggled at the gallery when he felt like he'd done half decent. Besides, he was more evasive than Rodney MacDonald could've been acting in Harrison Ford's stead in The Fugitive.
Marilyn More: B+
The Minister of Labour & Workforce Development is innately respectful, answers honestly, and does so with the kind of decorum we'd appreciate from all members.
John MacDonell: B+
Other than a snarky one worded answer directed at Liberal MLA Wayne Gaudet, the Minister of Agriculture spoke intelligently while dealing with the matter at hand.
Graham Steele: A
Though he, as the Minister of Finance, and his Premier have been caught in the whole offshore royalty definiton blame game, Graham Steele still comes off as one of the top three most intelligent members in the legislature and gives credit when credit is due. A breath of fresh air.
Sterling Belliveau: B
Never about to stir your soul with his public speaking ability, the Minister of the Environment still managed to take questions seriously and didn't deflect.
Maureen MacDonald: B-
The Minister of Health seems like a really nice lady. That won't cut it as Minister of Health, but her exchange with members opposite revealed her to be a woman on a mission and keen to solve problems. As far as speaking a little faster.....
Bill Estabrooks: A-
In good humour and on his best behaviour, the Minister of Transportation & Infrastructure Renewal was both a quality answerer and a good deliverer.
Denise Peterson-Rafuse: F
Although I pity her for the look on her face after she sat down having finished answering Liberal MLA Manning MacDonald's final supplementary, the Minister of Community Services wasn't prepared and needs practice. I realize these people aren't being paid to entertain those of us in the gallery, but her meandering answers were paired with a clear intention to avoid answering and the kind of public speaking ability fit for a hermit. On the other hand, Manning MacDonald went after her like a Bush hit McCain in South Carolina. Bringing up the subject of her resignation and his opinion on the right person for the job (Trevor Zinck, although he accidentally mentioned Dartmouth East's MLA, a Liberal, to raucous laughter at first) was probably a bit unfair and harsh on Peterson-Rafuse's first day. Ah, but them's the breaks and 'dis is 'da bizness. Suck it up and do better tomorrow.
Lenore Zann: B+
She sat silently - naturally - but looked like the only MLA who'd ever shopped on Rodeo Drive. A dash of class and panache, she doth bring. She can still up her game, however.
Jim Morton: F
As a newcomer and backbencher, this rookie NDPer better start putting his laptop away when the instruction is given. Pam Birsdall did so reluctantly. Vicki Conrad did so immediatey. Morton, however, acted like he was going to.... but didn't. This is the freakin' Nova Scotia House of Assembly. Serious business is done here. When the Speaker says put it away; put it away. The time might come when you're a Minister, and your lack of previous focus will show. Google can't help you with the answer and CNN.com won't be a good enough excuse. If Morton was reading ProvinceHouse1819, ignore this section of the post.